Oh those nasty ruminations
Okay now that I’m out of that funk…onward and upward.
I’ve been noticing the fucked up things that have been going on in my head and maybe you can help me understand.
When making rude and ridiculous commentary in my head why do I say no offense?
For example; “No offense but you’re a fucking idiot”, like in real life before I insult you I’m going to tell you I’m going to insult you but ask that you not take offense to it.
Who does that?
“Not to be rude, sir but you’re an asshole and a fucking idiot, and your breath stinks. No offense.”
“Why thank you, kind miss, none taken, I will go home and wash my mouth immediately whilst reading an encyclopedia and work on closing the gaping hole in my terribly large ass.”
I don’t know… just a queer little flaw I felt like sharing.
Ha ha ha ha! You’re a scream! I dig your posts - love your honesty and your descriptiveness.
Saying “no offense” is akin to blurting out “don’t take this the wrong way, but.” Is has the automatic effect of the listener’s ear finely tuning itself to your next words. Maybe they won’t get their feelings as hurt if I soften em up first. Bollocks that. Some people got to be straight up told that they are fucked up. I do it in the mirror every day.