oh how I’ve missed you ALL, let me count the ways.

• September 17, 2008 • 3 Comments

the sex life of idiots.

• September 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment

• July 22, 2008 • Leave a Comment

ah. sweet love.

• May 7, 2008 • 1 Comment

you and me

• April 27, 2008 • 1 Comment

what yes feels like

• April 25, 2008 • 1 Comment

haiku on masturbating all night

• April 25, 2008 • 2 Comments

some dumb prose

• April 13, 2008 • 2 Comments

i was a 32 year old virgin…

• April 13, 2008 • 6 Comments

ode to horny, testosterone is evil

• March 31, 2008 • 1 Comment