things i’m ditching

·        Ridiculous crushes on people who cannot and will not reciprocate.

·        Horrendously bad binges on fast-food

         Over the top flirtations with my Fed Ex guy

·        21/2 inch heels in the morning

·        Quinine

·        High Falutent name-brand lubricant, the Walgreens brand is just as good

·       When horny stay indoors, seeking interaction of any kind can lead to no good.

·       Cheap dates

·        Guys who never compliment me

·        Negative self-talk

·        old clothes that I have no hope of squeezing into anymore

·        Negative self-talk

·        The garbage that’s been piling up since Christmas

·        The Christmas tree

·        Picking up lame men at lame bars

·        Rude and crude behavior

·        Granny Panty’s

·      Leaving articles of clothing at old boyfriends apartments

·        Picking up the tab

·        Tipping the cab driver when he takes me down Armitage when he very well could have taken Lincoln.

·        Sticky lip-gloss

          Obsessions with all things celebrity, thin and gorgeous

·        Drinking whole bottle of wine on a bad night, limit 1 glass.

·        Reading books on how to turn your man on or hot moves in the bedroom for they are absolute rubbish and only get me worked up.

·        Horrible, tacky, misogynistic porn—I prefer mild vulgarity and quite frankly the sight of men turn me on more than the sight of vagina.

               Chanelling Bridget Jones when blogging.